Graviton<p>Long Covid Bullshit Bingo</p><p>When I saw the paper "Language Matters: What Not to Say to Patients with Long COVID, Myalgic Encephalomyelitis/Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, and Other Complex Chronic Disorders" <a href="https://doi.org/10.3390/ijerph22020275" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">doi.org/10.3390/ijerph22020275</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> I immediately wanted to make a Bullshit Bingo out of it.</p><p>Get your own Bingo Card: <a href="https://buzzword-bingo.github.io/#Long%20Covid%20Bingo%3BYou%20don%E2%80%99t%20look%20sick%3BYou%20need%20to%20stay%20positive%3BAt%20least%20it%E2%80%99s%20not%20cancer%3BLearn%20to%20live%20with%20this%3BGood%20news%3A%20Your%20tests%20are%20all%20normal%3BMany%20people%20have%20it%20worse%3BHave%20you%20tried%20(lifestyle%20measures%3A%20yoga%2C%20going%20for%20a%20walk%2C%20diet%2C%20etc.%3F)%3BYou%20feel%20sick%20because%20you%20are%20(psychological%20label%3A%20anxious%2C%20depressed%2C%20stressed)%3BYou%20feel%20sick%20because%20you%20are%20(fitness%20label%3A%20deconditioned%2C%20overweight%2C%20underweight%2C%20out%20of%20shape)%3BYou%20feel%20sick%20because%20you%20are%20(hormonal%20status%3A%20perimenopausal%2C%20menopausal%2C%20postmenopausal%2C%20postpartum%2C%20pregnant%2C%20menstruating%2C%20ovulating)%3BYou%20need%20to%20(instruction%20as%20cures%3A%20lose%2Fgain%20weight%2C%20start%20exercising%2C%20get%20fresh%20air%2C%20get%20out%20of%20the%20house%2Fbed%2C%20get%20a%20job%2C%20get%20a%20hobby%2C%20start%20dating%20etc.)%3BYou%20look%20too%20(appearances%3A%20good%2C%20young%2C%20skinny%2C%20pretty)%20to%20be%20sick%3BWe%20don%E2%80%99t%20have%20any%20treatment%20for%20your%20illness%3BYou%20need%20to%20stop%20thinking%20about%20your%20symptoms%20so%20much%3BYou%20have%20to%20find%20something%20productive%20to%20do%20with%20your%20time%3BDon%E2%80%99t%20confuse%20your%20Google%20search%20with%20my%20medical%20degree" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">buzzword-bingo.github.io/#Long</span><span class="invisible">%20Covid%20Bingo%3BYou%20don%E2%80%99t%20look%20sick%3BYou%20need%20to%20stay%20positive%3BAt%20least%20it%E2%80%99s%20not%20cancer%3BLearn%20to%20live%20with%20this%3BGood%20news%3A%20Your%20tests%20are%20all%20normal%3BMany%20people%20have%20it%20worse%3BHave%20you%20tried%20(lifestyle%20measures%3A%20yoga%2C%20going%20for%20a%20walk%2C%20diet%2C%20etc.%3F)%3BYou%20feel%20sick%20because%20you%20are%20(psychological%20label%3A%20anxious%2C%20depressed%2C%20stressed)%3BYou%20feel%20sick%20because%20you%20are%20(fitness%20label%3A%20deconditioned%2C%20overweight%2C%20underweight%2C%20out%20of%20shape)%3BYou%20feel%20sick%20because%20you%20are%20(hormonal%20status%3A%20perimenopausal%2C%20menopausal%2C%20postmenopausal%2C%20postpartum%2C%20pregnant%2C%20menstruating%2C%20ovulating)%3BYou%20need%20to%20(instruction%20as%20cures%3A%20lose%2Fgain%20weight%2C%20start%20exercising%2C%20get%20fresh%20air%2C%20get%20out%20of%20the%20house%2Fbed%2C%20get%20a%20job%2C%20get%20a%20hobby%2C%20start%20dating%20etc.)%3BYou%20look%20too%20(appearances%3A%20good%2C%20young%2C%20skinny%2C%20pretty)%20to%20be%20sick%3BWe%20don%E2%80%99t%20have%20any%20treatment%20for%20your%20illness%3BYou%20need%20to%20stop%20thinking%20about%20your%20symptoms%20so%20much%3BYou%20have%20to%20find%20something%20productive%20to%20do%20with%20your%20time%3BDon%E2%80%99t%20confuse%20your%20Google%20search%20with%20my%20medical%20degree</span></a></p><p>And the advanced version with all the options individually: <a 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rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">buzzword-bingo.github.io/#Long</span><span 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class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/longcovid" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>longcovid</span></a></span> </p><p><a href="https://tux.social/tags/LongCovid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LongCovid</span></a> <a href="https://tux.social/tags/PostCovid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PostCovid</span></a> <a href="https://tux.social/tags/PASC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PASC</span></a>#MECFS <a href="https://tux.social/tags/ME" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ME</span></a> <a href="https://tux.social/tags/CFS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CFS</span></a> <a href="https://tux.social/tags/ChronicIllnessMemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ChronicIllnessMemes</span></a></p>